Are you going to the Concours
d'Elegance at Pebble Beach?
1962 Bentley S2
Only if you promise not to
wear your plaid knickers.
1953 MG TD
I can do 0-60
in 7.3 seconds.
1972 Porsche 911 T Coupe
That probably sounds
faster in German.
1954 Austin Healey 100/4 BN1
At restaurants, the valets usually
park me in front.
1953 MG TD
Maybe that’s because driving you
around the corner takes too long.
1970 Mercedes-Benz 280 SL
What do you think I can
do to impress the judges
at the Concours?
1953 MG TD
In your case,
bribery comes to mind.
1972 Porsche 911 T Coupe
I represent the finest
German elegance and style.
1970 Mercedes-Benz 280 SL
German, elegance and style
Are you allowed to use those words
in the same sentence?
1956 Jaguar XK 140 MC OTS
I've got burr walnut fascia in my interior
1962 Bentley S2
You know, they have cream for that
1970 Mercedes-Benz 280 SL
Chicks dig me.
1962 Bentley S2
Yeah, chicks with walkers.
1954 Austin Healey 100/4 BN1
I love Pebble Beach.
1962 Bentley S2
What's your handicap?
Other than your engine of course.
1956 Jaguar XK 140 MC OTS
You may have seen my cousin
on Magnum, P.I.
1984 Ferrari 308 GTSi qv
Did he play the bald guy in
the bad Hawaiian shirt?
1972 Porsche 911 T Coupe
I'm corrosion-free.
1953 MG TD
And acceleration-free as well
1972 Porsche 911 T Coupe
You know, Mercedes-Benz is the featured
marque at Pebble Beach this year.
1970 Mercedes-Benz 280 SL
Why?
Did Yugo turn them down?
1954 Austin Healey 100/4 BN1
I've lived my entire life in L.A.
1972 Porsche 911 T Coupe
Is that where you learned to
pretend you're a classic?
1956 Jaguar XK 140 MC OTS
The Queen drove my cousin.
1962 Bentley S2
From what I’ve heard,
everyone drove your cousin.
1954 Austin Healey 100/4 BN1
In my day I was considered
the height of style
1970 Mercedes-Benz 280 SL
So were bean bag chairs
and leisure suits
1953 MG TD
I can do 0-60 in 9.3 seconds.
1956 Jaguar XK 140 MC OTS
Off a cliff maybe.
1954 Austin Healey 100/4 BN1
I miss the 50’s.
1953 MG TD
1850’s or 1950’s?
1970 Mercedes-Benz 280 SL
This weekend, my owner is taking me to
the polo match and the regatta.
1962 Bentley S2
My condolences.
1972 Porsche 911 T Coupe
I have a soft top.
1970 Mercedes-Benz 280 SL
Yes, at your age those kinds
of things can happen.
1972 Porsche 911 T Coupe
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